THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
i think we found the opposite of nash greir
HERE’S MR.KRABS IN THE MIDDLE OF MORPHING INTO A KRABBY PATTY
one night my roommate brought home a girl from a party he was at and I was up when they came home eating fruit roll ups and I offered the girl some and she ended up sleeping in my bed with me and now i’m known in my whole residence as the fruit roll up cock block
this is funnier now that everyone knows I’m gay omg
nope not at all nope nada no *sniffs* I’m fine
Possibly the funniest moment of my childhood.
UNCLE DO U KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
I CAN FINALLY FULFILL MY DESTINY AS A TRAGIC ANTIHERO
I WILL PROBABLY HATE THE AVATAR BLINDLY DUE TO SOME SAD PERSONAL BEEF FROM MY PAST UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS THAT MAKES ME REALIZE I WAS WRONG ALL ALONG GIVING ME A CHANGE OF HEART AFTER WHICH I WILL HAVE DRASTIC CHARACTER GROWTH AND AN ATTRACTIVE NEW HAIRDO TO MATCH
I WILL BE THE SEXUAL AWAKENING FOR PREADOLESCENT CHILDREN EVERYWHERE
FULL SPEED AHEAD
im too old for this shit
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
What if Chell died in cryosleep. What if the whole ordeal she went through with Wheatley and whatnot was her own personal purgatory. And her finally reaching the surface signifies her making it to heaven. What if Wheatley didn’t survive getting crushed by GLaDOS and space is his own personal hell. What if none of this is true and I’m just an idiot. But what if it is.